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Fifty Shades of Eggs!!!

A full year of colorful farm fresh eggs from our pasture-raised, fancy free, bug eaters!

You will get a dozen eggs approximately once a week for 52 weeks. The hens have a very well-organized union and sometimes go on strike, forcing us to skip a week. We will make it up to you during their more productive weeks. Eggs will need to be picked up in downtown Midlothian and cannot be resold. Cannot put a price tag on the benefits of fresh eggs without the 4 am rooster wake up calls, chicken poop on your front porch, and clean up from untimely deaths. Tragically, hens don’t have 9 lives to combat the Midlothian predator scene so keeping even one hen alive for a year is a miracle.

"Fifty Shades of Fresh Eggs"